💩 PROFESSIONAL WASTE REMOVAL

Turd Burglars

We sneak in, steal the stink, and disappear before you knew we were there.

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How It Works

Three steps to a poop-free yard. No mess, no stress, no detective work required.

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Sign Up

Fill out our quick form below and tell us about your yard and how many furry culprits you're dealing with.

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We Schedule

We'll contact you to confirm your service day. Weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time — your call.

Enjoy Your Yard

We arrive, we scoop, we vanish. You come home to a clean, fresh yard. That's the Turd Burglars guarantee.

Service Plans

Flexible options for every yard size and poop volume.

One & Done

$30/ visit

Perfect for a one-time cleanup or before a backyard event. We'll make it spotless.

Bi-Weekly

$25/ visit

Twice-a-month service for yards that don't need constant attention.

Why Turd Burglars?

Because your time is worth more than picking up after your dog.

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In & Out, No Drama

We show up on time, do the job right, and leave quietly. No fuss, no smell left behind.

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Eco-Friendly Disposal

We use biodegradable bags and responsible disposal methods — good for your yard and the planet.

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Local & Reliable

We're your neighbors. We care about our community and show up when we say we will.

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Pet Safe

All our products and methods are completely safe for dogs, cats, kids, and everyone in between.

Request a Free Quote

Fill out the form and we'll reach out within 24 hours. No obligations, just clean yards.

🎉 We got your request! We'll reach out within 24 hours. Your yard's days are numbered.