We sneak in, steal the stink, and disappear before you knew we were there.
GET A FREE QUOTE 🕵️Three steps to a poop-free yard. No mess, no stress, no detective work required.
Fill out our quick form below and tell us about your yard and how many furry culprits you're dealing with.
We'll contact you to confirm your service day. Weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time — your call.
We arrive, we scoop, we vanish. You come home to a clean, fresh yard. That's the Turd Burglars guarantee.
Flexible options for every yard size and poop volume.
Perfect for a one-time cleanup or before a backyard event. We'll make it spotless.
Our most popular plan. Once a week we roll through and leave your yard squeaky clean.
Twice-a-month service for yards that don't need constant attention.
Because your time is worth more than picking up after your dog.
We show up on time, do the job right, and leave quietly. No fuss, no smell left behind.
We use biodegradable bags and responsible disposal methods — good for your yard and the planet.
We're your neighbors. We care about our community and show up when we say we will.
All our products and methods are completely safe for dogs, cats, kids, and everyone in between.
Fill out the form and we'll reach out within 24 hours. No obligations, just clean yards.