We sneak in, steal the stink, and disappear before you knew we were there.
Serving Camden, Gloucester, Cumberland, Salem & Atlantic Counties, NJ
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Three steps to a poop-free yard. No mess, no stress, no detective work required.
Fill out our quick form below and tell us about your yard and how many furry culprits you're dealing with.
We'll contact you to confirm your service day. Weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time — your call.
We arrive, we scoop, we vanish. You come home to a clean, fresh yard. That's the Turd Burglars guarantee.
Proudly scooping yards across five South Jersey counties.
Cherry Hill, Voorhees, Gloucester Township, Sicklerville, Winslow, Haddonfield, Collingswood & nearby towns.
Washington Township, Deptford, Woolwich, Mantua, Glassboro, Sewell & nearby towns.
Vineland, Millville, Bridgeton & nearby towns.
Pennsville, Carneys Point, Salem City & nearby towns.
Egg Harbor Township, Galloway, Hamilton Township, Absecon & nearby towns.
Flexible options for every yard size and poop volume.
Perfect for a one-time cleanup or before a backyard event. We'll make it spotless.
Our most popular plan. Once a week we roll through and leave your yard squeaky clean.
Twice-a-month service for yards that don't need constant attention.
Because your time is worth more than picking up after your dog.
We show up on time, do the job right, and leave quietly. No fuss, no smell left behind.
We use biodegradable bags and responsible disposal methods — good for your yard and the planet.
We're your neighbors. We care about our community and show up when we say we will.
All our products and methods are completely safe for dogs, cats, kids, and everyone in between.
Everything South Jersey dog owners ask us before signing up.
Most of our customers with 1–2 dogs go weekly, which keeps yards consistently clean and odor-free. Bi-weekly works well for larger yards or lighter use, and one-time cleanups are popular before parties, showings, or after winter thaw.
Yes — we service year-round in all but the most severe weather. If a visit needs to be rescheduled for safety, we'll always let you know and get you back on track quickly.
No problem — just let us know in the form or by phone. Most customers simply keep dogs inside or in a separate area during their scheduled visit window.
We cover Camden, Gloucester, Cumberland, Salem, and Atlantic Counties. If you're not sure whether your specific town is included, just reach out — chances are we've got you covered.
No contracts, ever. Cancel or change your plan anytime — we earn your business every visit, not through a lock-in.
Fill out the form and we'll reach out within 24 hours. No obligations, just clean yards.